Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
yo mama
yo moma is so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles
Yo Momma So Bald I can See What she is Thinking
your dady is so fat wen he sats on a cloud it dount just rain it hells.
Your momma is so skinny, if she grows an afro she would look like a used Q-Tip.
Yo mamma is so fat she gets her toenails painted at Earl Shibe.
yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said "ho down" and she ducked yo mammas like a squrile , shes always got nuts in her...
Yo Mama So Fat.... ...she fell in love and she broke it ...she jumped on a scale and it said "to be continued" ...she jumped on a scale and it.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Your momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people yell "TAXI,TAXI!"