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10) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 9.) You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll.
13> Well, *something's* controlling the little people inside that big box. 12> Plumbers can't find source of that blood leak. 11> Every morning your 14-year-old son wakes up in a.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS.
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat..
12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo. 11> You momentarily consider taking refuge in a theater showing a David Arquette movie. 10> You tried to write your name in the.
I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 the.