Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will...
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Got this off the list a couple of years ago. I don't know who to give credit to as I deleted the author's name. Michael Jordan will make over $300,000.
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a.
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls and they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field goal. When the official called yet another...
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally.
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are.
12> "Fat-kidneyed rascal, thine canker'd countenance shall kiss the cold earth anon!" 11> "What warrior doth tread distant battlefields unshod, his footwear relinquish'd to her whose loins begat thee?" 10> "But, soft! What stench through yonder buttocks breaks?" 9> "As thy wife for me last...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever..