The other day I was out playing some golf, and my ball landed on the rough in a patch of buttercups. As I lifted my club in the air I heard a faint voice, "Please don't hurt my buttercups, buttercups." I lowered my club and...
sports
what has 18 legs and cathces flies? A baseball team.
It is said that in Ireland; if it looks like rain before a match, they play the extra time first.
In answer to the eternal question, "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?", I submit the following: Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game. Assuming $40 million in endorsements next...
Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he.
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long.".
Last spring, a friend of mine was watching a segment on television about women tennis players being groped by their coaches. After hearing that, my friend began to think that maybe he should start coaching women's tennis. Oh sure, he knows nothing about coaching tennis,...
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship.".
"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained."I'm only doing under doctors orders.""Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door."He.
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for...