Why do the Vikings play in a Dome? Because even God can't stand to watch!
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Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was. "It's the wife" said.
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of.
Did you see where that lady that won the 20 million dollar lawsuit for the McDonald's coffee being too hot, is suing Walmart? Apparently she bought an Ernie Irvin Shirt and hit the wall 10 times before she left the store.
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys.
Mike Tyson was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure.
What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match? After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears...after the bout, there are ears in the ring.
Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year? Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you? Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch? Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a.
An elementary teacher started at a new school in Los Angeles. Trying to make a good connection with the students on her first day, she told her class that she.
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck...