A young, poor-looking woman walked into a liquor store with two guns, pointed them at the shopkeeper, and said, "Give me six bottles of scotch whiskey and all the money in the till, and then I want you to take me into your storeroom and...
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After his exam, the doctor said to an elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"In.
A priest in a small village was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover.
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.The doctor said, "Well, you need three things from a do-it-yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... and a shovel."Paddy asked,...
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine.
Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them. Dave replied, "No, I can't. My wife gets.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day, she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God, hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the...
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up." Paddy pulled in, filled his.
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have.
An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." The bar gets completely...