The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.He began his commentary as his parents put...
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A woman, completely fed up with her husbands internet browsing obsession finally takes matter into her own hands. One night, as he is sitting at the computer, she goes into.
Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom.
A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say...
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who he has never been with a woman before. After several unsuccessful.
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes.
A student comes to a young professor`s office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." she says. Then she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes....
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said.
A beautiful woman loved growing a garden but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had.
A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?""Yes," says the rabbi. "For modesty reasons, men and...