A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her shirt to be examined. On her chest she has a huge red "H."The doctor asks, "How did you get that red 'H' on your chest?"She replies, "My boyfriend goes to Harvard and he's so proud...
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint.
One night, a four-year old heard some strange noises in his parent's bedroom, so he gets out of bed to check it out. He enters their room and sees his.
Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick!
Question = How can you tell you are at a gay picnic? Answer = The hot dogs taste like shit!
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This.
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on Betsy's knee. Betsy smiles and blushes, and says, "Oh Johnny, we're...
one time there was a littel boy name humpherfaster . and his dad was the presable to his school . his teather said if u need any thing raise your.
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of.
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate...