Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who’s at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on Betsy’s knee.
Betsy smiles and blushes, and says, “Oh Johnny, we’re married now, you can go farther than that!”
So they drove to Laredo for their honeymoon instead.
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