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The Catch

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On November 28, 2021
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. Feeling bad over the old man's clearly deteriorating mental abilities, he stopped by to...

Wrong Diagnosis

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On October 29, 2021

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but.

Perfect Mate

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On September 8, 2021

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining.

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Store Greeter

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On August 26, 2021
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two...

Red Lights

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On August 4, 2021

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they.

Frog Sounds

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On June 22, 2021

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound  like a frog, Grandpappy?  Grandpa, being in a kind.

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Deviled Eggs

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On June 21, 2021
An eighty-five year old woman brought deviled eggs to a social gathering at church one Sunday afternoon. She was approached by one of the deacons who says to her, "Don't you think it is wrong to bring deviled eggs to a house of worship on...

Caught Speeding

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On May 29, 2021

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you.

Food Order

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On April 27, 2021

This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff..

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Older Couple

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On April 14, 2021
An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife. She says, "Well what was that for?" He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!" She doesn't...
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