Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said: "I do wish George would stop biting his nails. It's such a horrible habit." Her friend said: "My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it." "How did you do that?"...
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and.
Two old retired men are sitting on the bench watching the time go by. There is an old hound dog lying on the ground in front of them. The old.
There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said: "strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed.
An elderly woman returns from her doctor and proclaims that he said that you need to write lists to assist a failing memory. Her husband explodes with mild invective ending with “I’m.
An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had been to France before. He admitted that he had indeed been here previously. The lady...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.
A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding.
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I...