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Lists

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On February 7, 2022
An elderly woman returns from her doctor and proclaims that he said that you need to write lists to assist a failing memory. Her husband explodes with mild invective ending with “I’m NOT making any lists – my memory is OK.” While watching TV that evening, the...

Army Veteran

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On January 19, 2022

An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had.

Mixup

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On January 10, 2022

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your.

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Rides with Papa

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On December 28, 2021
A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel...

Staying Happy

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On December 8, 2021

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for.

The Catch

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On November 28, 2021

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red.

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Wrong Diagnosis

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On October 29, 2021
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and...

Perfect Mate

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On September 8, 2021

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining.

Store Greeter

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On August 26, 2021

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on.

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Red Lights

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On August 4, 2021
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought, "I must be losing...
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