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Science Class

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On April 13, 2022
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question lik...e that! I'm going to...

Young Salesmen

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On January 22, 2022

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off:.

Eager Student

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On January 2, 2022

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer.

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Big People Words

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On November 25, 2021
A group of five-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "Alex what did you do over...

A Wealthy Man Dies

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On September 16, 2021

A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife,.

Biology Lesson

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On August 4, 2021

A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. He said, "Now who can help me solve this mystery. As you know, if I stood on my head,.

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Excuse

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On July 14, 2021
Two high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another...

Fascinate

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On June 3, 2021

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's.

Big People Words

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On January 31, 2021

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to.

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School Visit

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On July 15, 2019
After delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets the kids ask a few questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, “How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the United Nations?” Just as the president begins to answer,...
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