A philosophy professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if it was true that all philosophy professors were absent-minded. "No, they're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was last...
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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however,.
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to.
Q: How does a drunken Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?A: Very satisfying
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep. "You rotten.
Jamie decided to try out for the Ohio State baseball team. He arrived at the practice field carrying his glove and spikes. The coach approached him and said, "Okay, Jamie..
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, ''Why do airplanes fly?'' on his final exams. His one and only final exam...
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the.
Last year, I upgraded my GirlFriend 5.0 to GirlFriend 5.1, which installs itself as 'Fiancee 1.0'. Recently, I upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a real memory hog..
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.30. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.