When professors say this . . .they really mean this! * this needs some minor revision. - i never actually got around to reading this. * my office hours are by appointment only. - i like to get out of here early. * ten percent...
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A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello, what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told him that she doesn't allow that.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.156. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the...
These are actual excuse notes from parents (Including original spelling) Collected by Nisheeth Parekh University of Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston My son is under a doctor's care and should.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.115. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of...
15> Driving a '77 Toyota was cool in 1977. Today? Not so cool.14> The senior prom: Powder blue tux, white patent leather shoes and Mom's Pontiac. If only I'd had.
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To smoke some marijuanna. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "Jill, do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But silly jill forgot the pill and now...