13> Tells everyone to "hit the inferno" after class. 12> Locker room smells strongly of brimstone. 11> "Remember, be sure to hydrate with a nice warm glass of goat's blood before you begin running your laps." 10> Three words: "Shirts and Skinned" 9> The only...
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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry,.
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure...
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone.
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Right after the end of WWII children are describing what they did during the war. - I helped the soldiers carry ammunitions! - I brought them dinners! Vovochka: - And I once hit a tank! Everyone is amused. - Cool! And what did the soldiers...
Q.why did the teahcer take his ruler to bed A. to see how long he could sleep
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY.
Remember the book "men are from mars, women are from venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American university. In-class assignment for Wednesday "today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story." "The process is simple....