"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?" "Elation." "And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?" "I believe that would be giddy up..."
school
Now I Lay MeDown to Study,I Pray the Lord IWon't Go Nutty.If I Should Fail toLearn this Junk,I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk.But If I Do, Don't Pity.
1) Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony. If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day and they walk at a rate of.
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."...
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.5. Buy a fish tank. Fill it with beer.
A practical medicine exam. The first co-ed walks in. Professor: - Spit here. How, take the microscope and tell me what that is? - It's sperm, professor. - You flunk!!!.
In a Local school one day, the Mathematics teacher got in and told the class that they will be dealing Addition and Subtraction. After teaching he asked a student John Bull how much will be remaining if he had 100 Dollars and the teacher himself...
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,"A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today..
Professor Pollen went into the men's room on the train and found it crowded with other men. When he came out ten minutes later, his wife said,"Darling, you've still got.
Teacher in class: - How much is that, 2 times 2? Lena? - 3. - Wrong. Seryozha? - 5. - Wrong. Vovochka? Vovochka meanwhile has been thinking: "Drat it, I lost 50 bucks yesterday night in poker... Masha from 3rd grade says she is pregnant......