How much

Teacher in class:
– How much is that, 2 times 2? Lena?
– 3.
– Wrong. Seryozha?
– 5.
– Wrong. Vovochka?
Vovochka meanwhile has been thinking: “Drat it, I lost 50 bucks yesterday
night in poker… Masha from 3rd grade says she is pregnant… That Lyonya from
4th grade is trying to pick up my girlfriend…Got to beat out of him this
week… What, Anna Sergeevna, 2×2? 4! I wish I had your problems!”