How are OJ Simpson and Simba from the "Lion King" different? One is an African lion the other is a lyin' African.
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Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed?A. Cookie sheets.Submitted By: Julia
One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She dreamed she was being chased by a lion. Up ahead she saw a tree. She decided to climb up it.
Q. What do you call edible poop? A. An assbrown.
Whats the similarity between KFC and a woman? Breasts and a greasy box to put your bone in.
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and 3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said eeewwww. Why are you walking with.