There was this guy and he was pushing his silver car down the road and then he had to stop at a red hotel. When he stopped he got mad..
Q: Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell one is the prostitute??? A: It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato? A. A dictator.
What do you call it when you have a hard time breathing through your ass? ? ? Assma!
Q: what do you see when the doughboy bends over?A: doughnuts
Whats the diffrence between a bad glofer and a bad skydiver.? A bad golfer goes WACK... Shit! A bad skydiver goes Shit!... WACK!