The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that many of you out there have been a he'n and a she'n out of wedlock. If you...
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A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence, and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a.
There was a barber who paid close attention at the service whenever the topic of evangelization was discussed. He thought he should be doing more to share his faith with.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord, Jack!" he said. Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor...
Two friends were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally, one of them, feeling hopeless, began to pray."Oh Lord," he prayed, "I've broken most of.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two.
A man was struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lied, dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathered around."A priest! Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasped.A policeman checked the crowd but found no priest,...
An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying in the dirt,.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part.
Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you’re prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty...