"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy." "In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry." "In this country, men and women are allowed only one married partner." "Can anyone tell...
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single..
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles...
One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don't we go to the motel like we used to do when we were young and get kinky?" So they get to the.
A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny.
After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." The eager husband was...
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart.
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci