Right now I'm working on something that's going to make me a fortune. A marriage license that self-destructs
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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I.
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!
A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the husband....
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland, while walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee jordy i can tell you.
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring,.
An extensive interview was being conducted on an old couple.The questions got more and more personal until finally the interviewer asked the man and woman . . . . . DO YOU TWO HAVE MUTUAL ORGASAM?The man and woman look at each other rather puzzled...
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at The Mall of America. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month.
"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy." "In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry." "In this country, men and women are allowed only one married partner." "Can anyone tell...