One day I was shopping at my local drugstore when I noticed a new face behind the pharmaceutical counter. She was drop dead gorgeous and a beutiful set of tits to match. Well it didn't take a minute to turn on the flirt and ask...
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Ways to annoy the person sitting next to you in a public library! 1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly. 2. While pointing to a very simple word, like.
what do you call daniel when he is looking at you? and ugly person vernita
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, "Get...
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once.
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then,...
An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know.
Right now I'm working on something that's going to make me a fortune. A marriage license that self-destructs