On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?" He almost fell off the chair when he heard...
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There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future. One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God bless.
"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes.
Return your keysBefore a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were made, the best man said to the guests, "Now that Jim is married and is no longer available, it is probably a good...
A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago. They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them,.
Dan: "I'm a man of few words." Loz: "Yeah, I'm married, too!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
"My husband's just opened a store." "Really? How's he doing?" "Six months. He opened it with a crowbar." Submitted by Frodo Edited by Yisman
Early in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy." The husband did not.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette A man is incomplete until.
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things." "True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton. "If I should predecease...