You might be a redneck if you have more than one living relative named after a southern civil war general.
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You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs.
You've ever been kicked out of the KIKE for being a "bigot�.
You think Wal-Mart is expensive.You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
Your a redneck if you stare at a orange juice bottle just because it says concentrate.
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer. 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six.
On stag night, you take a real deer.You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.Your back porch is bigger than your house.
You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan! You might be a redneck if, you refuse to slide during a softball game.
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Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.