You might be a redneck if you have more than one living relative named after a southern civil war general.
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You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs.
You've ever been kicked out of the KIKE for being a "bigot�.
You think Wal-Mart is expensive.You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.
On stag night, you take a real deer.You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.Your back porch is bigger than your house.
Your a redneck if you stare at a orange juice bottle just because it says concentrate.
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer. 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in...
You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan! You might be a redneck if, you refuse to slide during a softball game.
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Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.