You might be a redneck if. . . You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale. Fifth grade was the best six years...
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10. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.9. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned.
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!Q: What's the.
What's the best pick up line in Arkansas?Nice Tooth!
You might be a redneck if... You've totaled every car you've ever owned. There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car. Momma taught you.
You're a redneck if.... Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You might be a redneck if you go to cut the grass and find a car.
You're a redneck if .... The Health Inspector visits your mother�s restaurant and asks to see the body fluid clean up kit, and she points at the dog.
What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth.
YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing the `usiness on one of his...