You know your a redneck if your gunrack has a gunrack on it.
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What has ten teeth and is thrity feet long? Answer: The front row of a Willie Nelson Concert....
During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.
10. You scratch your back with a toilet brush. 9. your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade. 8. you call 5th grade your senior year. 7. your grandma and your aunt went to a funeral and the faught over...
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
You're a redneck if.... you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
IF YOUR GUN RACK HAS A GUN RACK.
You might be a redneck if...Fewer than half of your cars run.You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. The taillight covers of your car are.
You think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season.You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.The fuel for your main mode.
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a...