As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!' 'Should the cabin loose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please, place the bag over your own mouth and...
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.