Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender."...
puns / word play
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus late at night. She noticed there was only a twenty something year old man on that bus. When she sat opposite him smiled at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile...
How did the Farmer find his wife? He Tractor down!
A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F." He smiled.
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of.
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!
A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello, what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told him that she doesn't allow that kind of language in her classroom. Jeffrey tells her again that his last name is really...