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An Almost Affair

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On August 11, 2022
This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "What do you mean almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing...

First Confession

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On July 29, 2022

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple.

Guillotine

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On July 19, 2022

One day, they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his.

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Youthful Ideas

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On October 26, 2021
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm! The front of the church always fills first now." As the young priest nodded, the...

Helping Hand

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On August 20, 2021

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy.

Episcopal Priest

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On October 14, 2016

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave.

Harsh Criticism

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On July 26, 2016

The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster how much they liked.

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