There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, “Hot damn! A lawyer that I could...
priests
This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "What do you mean almost?" The man says,.
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple.
One day, they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up, so he will be...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm!.
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy.
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."...
Click on the first image and laugh!
The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster how much they liked.
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday" "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches he...