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The Hereafter

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On March 26, 2023
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not...

Going to Heaven

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On February 16, 2023

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The.

Sister and Priest

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On January 28, 2023

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they.

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Children’s Sermon

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On January 26, 2023
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also...
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Skipping Mass

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On November 27, 2022
Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and, realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to lead Mass for him...

Youthful Ideas

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On October 17, 2022

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm..

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Nothing to Declare

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On October 4, 2022
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but...
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