priests
A priest in a small village was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover.
A young woman knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What have you done, child?" asked the priest. The woman said, "Father, I have.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags.
The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The.
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Many held up their hands. The Minister repeated his question. All responded.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up.