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Big Buck

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On October 3, 2023
Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher.As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time, and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed...

Sin of Vanity

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On July 21, 2023

A young woman knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What have you done, child?" asked the priest. The woman said, "Father, I have.

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When Life Begins

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On July 17, 2023
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "I believe," said the minister, "that life begins...

Lost in Service

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On May 27, 2023

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags.

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Three Nuns

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On April 30, 2023
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them all in...

Forgiving Enemies

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On April 23, 2023

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Many held up their hands. The Minister repeated his question. All responded.

A Good Sermon

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On April 22, 2023

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up.

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Dead Mule

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On April 14, 2023
A pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the pastor to the health department.There he was told since...
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