On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord, Jack!" he said. Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor...
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Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two.
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help.The pastor came into the room and began to...
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."The.
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they.
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site." Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?" Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm...
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second.
A rabbi, a priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual lives.One day, the priest makes a bet with the.
Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher.As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time, and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed...