A new preacher wanted to rent a house in the country but the only one available was rumored to be haunted. That didn’t bother the preacher since he didn’t believe in such things. He went ahead and rented the place. Soon the ghost made its...
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The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that many of.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord,.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!" When the preacher condemned...
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to.
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show...
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they.
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site." Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my.
An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25...