Q. Is your dad a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
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You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
14. Ken Starr's original request was for Monica's dress with the "sequin" on it. 13. Vince Foster actually killed by a jealous O. J. 12. Stain turns out to be.
Twas the night before crisis, And behind White House doors, Not a creature was stirring, Especially Al Gore. The interns were nestled, Dressed in their berets, In hopes that Saint Bubba Would come out to play. When on the East Lawn, There arose such a...
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"A man from a nearby table stood up and.
You might be a liberal if: * You've ever left your sociology class thinking, "That professor really knows what he/she/it is talking about." * You associate the words "model American".
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: The United States of America!
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought. -Robert Heinlen
The bad news is that the government is predicting a big recession. The good news is that the government hasn't been right yet.
14> "Send a message to those capitalist bastards! Come to Two-for-One Day at Stan's Brick Emporium!" 13> "I don't really give a crap -- I'm just warming up for the New Year's Day Y2K riots." 12> "Citizens! Disperse and go home, or Brother Gates will...