Impeach Clinton!And her husband, too!
politics
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing . . . . . . He is on the second hole when he notices a frog.
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton were riding in an elevator together. Hillary pressed the "stop" button, ripped off her clothes and said "Oh Rush! Make me feel like a woman!".
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", hey decided to send it to...
"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food,.
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you.
They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two.
You answer to "The Man."
u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd