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Bad Words

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On March 8, 2023
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking the neighbor’s window with a baseball.“What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father.“Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?”“Without, of course.”“Well, then, he said nothing."

Good Manners

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On February 9, 2023

Once upon time a four-year-old boy was visiting his aunt and uncle and staying over while his parents went on a vacation. He was a very outspoken little boy and.

Fighting Logic

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On January 18, 2023

A mother of a seven year old is called to school where she learns from the principal that her son had just been in a fight. Feeling the pressure under.

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Father’s Lesson

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On January 17, 2023
A father talks to his son about the importance of finding the right partner in life.  He made a list of attributes the ideal woman should have and said, "Son, meeting the right woman is not easy, but if you use this list as your...

History Paper

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On December 18, 2022

At dinner, a father is asking his kids about the school. He turns to the oldest daughter "How is your history paper coming along, dear?" "Well, it was hard at first.  My history professor.

Raffle Winnings

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On November 25, 2022

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?".

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Baby Planes

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On September 27, 2022
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why...

Email From Mom

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On August 26, 2022

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John.

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Talking Too Much

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On July 8, 2022
Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school....
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