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Report on Childbirth

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On November 24, 2023
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork...

Mother’s Effort

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On November 21, 2023

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.

Bedtime Story

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On November 5, 2023

A seven-year-old girl walked into her mother's bedroom in the middle of the night and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.The mother wasn't thrilled with the request and.

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Redneck Letter

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On November 3, 2023
Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be...

Quick Thinking

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On August 26, 2023

A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing,.

Meaning of Names

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On August 25, 2023

A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short.

God’s Handiwork

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On August 21, 2023
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?""Yes, He did," the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little girl seemed...

Tea Party

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On August 12, 2023

A mother went out and left a dad in charge of their 3-year-old daughter.The daughter was playing with the tea set she got for her birthday. Dad was in the.

Family Car

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On August 7, 2023

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. Everyone was asleep, so she quietly went to her room and went.

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Punishment

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On July 30, 2023
A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face. "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you told me 'No butter for a week.'" "Yeah," said the father. "And remember when you saw...
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