Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad with a smile. "Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. She asked him where he.
Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son,.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away."Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do,"...
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said.
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.
A seven-year-old girl walked into her mother's bedroom in the middle of the night and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.The mother wasn't thrilled with the request and said, "It's almost two in the morning.""I know, Mommy, but I had a bad dream,...
Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that.
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On the very first swing,.
A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, John or Sam?" His father replied, "The white men repeat their names...