The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
one liners
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxiy Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
Personally, I'm not the athletic type. I once sprained my wrist while reading "Sports Illustrated."
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.