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one liners
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets.
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let her do the dishes in the dark. What is love? The delusion that one woman differs.
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: So he could run his fingers through his hair. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass and moved on. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
Children give life to the concept of immaturity.
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it. -Ashleigh Brilliant
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? Sends him to work. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Tantilazing