Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
one liners
How many people do you know who have actually READ their entire insurance policy and are prepared to discuss it intelligently? -Richard Guindon Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
My parents were so poor they got married for the rice.
Obviously you are unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world view.
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Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure!! Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How can you tell when a midget is lying? When he says to a woman, "Your hair smells good!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis