You will be cursed: all your children will look like you.
one liners
Murphy was an optimist.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather did ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Tonto and the Lone Ranger had a falling out... because the Lone Ranger discovered that "Kimosabee" actually means... "asshole!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
He who laughs, lasts.
I just hope God grades on a curve.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..
Air pollution is when your city is hit by a blizzard, and three weeks later, the snow still hasn't fallen to the ground.
I'm a member of the immoral minority.
It seemed like a silly idea at first, but now I sleep much better with my eyes closed!