I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
one liners
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have any guts!!!
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist's fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
There is only one way to kill capitalism: taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.