A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.
one liners
Trust no one in times of crisis.
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?Her knees.
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Nebraska, Gateway to Arkansas.
Your momma is so fat that she stepped on a scale and the scale said , "I want your weight not your phone number".
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.