Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish. Poor sole! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
one liners
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
1) Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana! 2) Life sucks .... and then you die! 3) What are you gonna do for a.
If a donkey is an ass and a sheep is a ram, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
I often get into trouble because I misplace things. Like the last time I was in a bar, I got a black eye because I misplaced my hand on a.
Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.- Women's toilet, Champaign, Illinois.Beauty is only a light switch away.- Perkins...