When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned. When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned.
one liners
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
What has Action Man got in common with Michael Jackson? Both are white, made of plastic and have small parts that could choke young children! Submitted by Carly Edited by.
What's twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line dancing.
Procrastinate now!
Don't think of it as overwhelming numbers, think of it as a wide selection of targets. Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
Cold? Decorators have created a new interior decorating style, "modern igloo".
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.