The phone rings, and a man answers: "Thank you for calling Bob's Help Line, how can I help you?" The caller replies: "Hi, my name is Steve and I really need your advice on a serious problem." "That's what we are here for, can you...
men and women
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office complaining about a pain in his private parts. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "We will start.
An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything.
Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at her friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between men: A man...
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise.
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, in a linguistic conference, held in London some years ago, and attended by some of.
A man and a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train. The man on the top bunk and the lady on the bottom bunk. During the night, man woke and asked "Sorry to bother you, but...
A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Senora, there are.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to.
Jack and Bob went skiing. After a few hours of driving north, they got caught up in a terrible blizzard and pulled into the driveway of a farm owned by a very rich widow. They went to the door and asked the attractive lady who...