An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell...
men and women
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She said to her husband, "Darling, I'm old and fat. Cheer me up, pay me a compliment." "Well," he replies,.
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then.
A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is...