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Unusual Emotions

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On February 20, 2024
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism. Touched by this unusual...

Late Night Call

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On February 17, 2024

It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? (Pause as.

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Punctuation

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On January 19, 2024
I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose...

After Surgery

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On January 8, 2024

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell.

Marriage Lessons

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On December 24, 2023

During the 50th wedding anniversary celebration, the husband was asked to give a brief account of the benefits achieved from being married for so long.He stood up, thought for a.

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Code Word to Heaven

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On December 23, 2023
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other...

Morning Coffee

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On December 8, 2023

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and.

Happy Marriage

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On December 1, 2023

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage.His friend replied, "When we were first married, we.

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Insurance Policy

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On November 28, 2023
Larry's barn burned down, and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand dollars, and I want my money."The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like...
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